A Proxy To Work

Mario Reale and Flavia Donna

(to the music of Somebody To Love)

intro:
[instrumental]

spoken:
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we would
especially like to welcome all the representatives of the IT management and the
industrial partners who have chosen to organize this event and to join us in
Restaurant 2 at this time.

We do sincerely hope you all have enjoyed the show, and please remember people,
that no matter who you are, and what you do to get that CERN contract, thrive and
survive in IT, there still some things that make us all the same: you, me them,
everybody, everybody.

chorus:
Everybody needs a proxy
Everybody wants a proxy to work (proxy to work)
I use AFS (I use AFS)
Install RPM (Install RPM)
Yiam & gmake (Yiam & gmake)
I need you, you, you
I need CS and UDS
IS, FIO, GD and DES
In the morning
When my web site is down

Sometimes I feel
I feel I need a token more
When my client mistreats me
I never, never, never get to data in CASTOR ...
I need you

[horns]

Sometimes I feel
I feel I need a Mac Intel
When my client mistreats me
But I can never find a Keyboard for my desk
I need you, you, you [x4]
I need you

spoken (over rhythm):
You know people when you do find that proxy
Hold that proxy, put it on your server
Love him, hold him, re install it,
don't put him on the GRID,
Signify your feelings with every gentle caress
Because it's so important to have that special proxy, that special server
To hold, kiss, miss, squeeze and please

chorus:
Everybody needs a proxy
Everybody needs a proxy to work
Something to install
Quattor to start
RPMs to miss
I need you, you, you [x4]
I need you, you, you [x4 higher]
I need you

    
Modified: 18-Dec-2006