Covid Nineteen

Doc Steve Goldfarb

(parody based on Same Cooke's Only Sixteen)

Well, it was Covid Nineteen, Covid Nineteen
I loved that girl, so
But she was too dumb to wear a mask
And I was too dumb to know

We'd cough and we'd sneeze and not taste a thing
It made our hearts slow
But she was too dumb to wear a mask
And I was too dumb to know

So, why did I give my hand so fast
It never will happen again
But I was a mere child of sixteen
I've aged forty years since then

It was Covid Nineteen, Covid Nineteen
Ooh, with a nose that would glow
But, she was too dumb to wear a mask
And I was too young to know

[solos]

Yes, it was Covid Nineteen, Covid Nineteen
I loved that girl, so
But, she was too dumb to wear a mask
And I was too young to know

Yes, she was too dumb to wear a mask
And I was too dumb to know